Ask Haymitch

gleeklullaby asked: why do you like drinking so much?-no offense ....

It helps me forget about the games and all those children whose lives are gone and all I could do was watch

Anonymous asked: Do you stay in touch with Annie and Johanna?

Not much. I never really had a bond with them

Anonymous asked: I love/hate you Haymitch soooo much. Question: In the third book you mentioned you had a girlfriend but it seemed lilke you fell in love with Maysilee Donner during teh Quarter Quell is that true?

No I was not in love with Maysilee. She was just a nice girl and a good friend.

Anonymous asked: So... What do you do nowadays? Are you dating Effie?

Um, no. She’s a lot younger than me and annoying as hell.

Anonymous asked: How do the other victors treat you?

The surviving ones treat me with respect.

Anonymous asked: Do you know if Gale and Johanna are dating?

No they’re not. Johanna’s too old for him. Last I heard, he’s single. (hint hint ladies)

Anonymous asked: Does Katniss ever try to hunt your geese?

No she knows better.

Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?

Um… Not sure. I’ve had some crazy nights in my life time…

Anonymous asked: is your house awesome

Meh. Not really, neither is anything else made in the Capitol, beside alcohol. That shit’s amazing.

Anonymous asked: Hey, Haymitch,have you seen your little namesake, Haymitch Abernathy the Hedgehog, at the blog Little Ball of Spikes? Rough exterior, but sweet on the inside ...

No? Go home anon, you’re drunk.